My Time In The Joint

funny motivational speaker kelly swansonFunny Motivational Speaker Spends Time Behind Bars

Yes. I'm hardened now. Tough. Street smart. Nobody messes with me because last week I spent a day behind bars.

Want the full story? Here's the link: www.8womendream.com/66147/my-stint-in-prison

Short version…..

…..prison pat downs are a whole lot different than TSA

…..people will kill for your hair extensions

…..I'm not sexy behind bars either

…..Crazy Eyes did not want me to be her wife

…..Prison uniforms could stand a little bling

…..we've all done things we're not proud of – nobody's perfect

 

About

Motivational Speaker Kelly Swanson - called one of North Carolina's funniest women by Our State Magazine. Kelly lifts the spirits of audiences from coast-to-coast using humor, storytelling, and lives of the characters from Prides Hollow - Kelly's make believe small town. This unique approach to motivational speaking allows Kelly to break through communications barriers and connect directly to the audience's imagination.
Her powerful stories and wacky wit will make you laugh, remind you that you matter, show you how to see beyond your obstacles, and teach you how to stand up and stick out in a crowded market.
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Comments

  1. Wow. Wow. Wow. Kelly thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I just don't have any other words. Damn. A motivational speaker with no words. A first. 

  2. Yep. It pretty much left me without words too, Linda. You just should have been there. And FYI….I think this would make a nice story for a speech wouldn't it?

  3. More Mulletts?  Ha!  Not only was this a moving piece, but you crack me up with your little observations like thinking there would be more mullets!  So so funny.  Thank you though for this amazing journey.  And, I can attest to your prep as I was there in your room while you packed for this event!  So glad for you that you brought your best (as always) and left room for the magic to happen.  So many blessings Kelly!!!!!  Thank you for helping those women and their children.

  4. Your writing and insight is so moving, Kelly!  What a gift you were to those women both for your encouraging message and the laughter you brought!  Love, love, love this story!!!

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