Less Can Be SO Much More

My friend, Lynette was having work done in her back yard and didn’t want her dog to get out when the workmen came.  So she wrote a note for the workmen and attached it to the fence gate in.  The note read:

“To the Pool Workmen, Please know that there is a dog in the backyard.  We want to make certain that he doesn’t get out, so please give us a call at 555-5555 when you arrive so that we can make certain he is contained.”

When she showed the note to her husband, Tim, he looked at her curiously and said, “What’s wrong with, ‘Beware of Dog?’”

Hmmmm.  Hadn’t thought of that.

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Motivational Speaker Linda Larsen, CSP has been described by meeting planners and audiences as "hysterically funny," and "riveting." Known for her ability to connect on an authentic and emotional level with audiences, her spontaneous sense of humor, and her engaging and powerful stories, Linda is passionate about sharing ideas to help people live their finest, best, and most productive lives. Her riveting and true story of being kidnapped and held hostage at gunpoint by an escaped convict, and the strategies she used to escape, will give people the tools THEY need to rise above any of life's toughest challenges, to communicate more effectively with THEIR difficult person, and to find creative solutions to THEIR problems. To book motivational speaker, Linda Larsen: 941-927-4700
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Comments

  1. That’s HILARIOUS Linda. And so true – the man takes four words, the woman takes forty. Thanks for making me laugh today. This motivational speaker needed it! :)

  2. LOL! Yes, women need to say it in a sentence!!

     

  3. You’ve got to love the short and sweet manner of men’s speech!  

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