So we’ve been married thirteen years now, and my husband has only now realized that I drink milk straight out of the carton. How insensitive that he hasn’t noticed before now. I’ve been drinking out of the carton since we were dating. Apparently, it slipped by him. He probably wouldn’t have noticed now except he saw my lipstick around the rim. Passion Coral. Yes, I know. It looks great on me. I don’t know why he’s so mad. It’s not like I used his toothbrush. Well, okay, once – in an emergency. Okay, so I use it a lot. His is so much softer and doesn’t have all that gunk on it. So apparently he has “put his foot down” and made a new “family rule”: No drinking milk out of the carton. No vote. And it was not up for discussion. Okay. Okay. Pick your battles. I let him win. And besides - he didn’t say anything about orange juice. Oh great, now he’s yelling about someone wiping their mouth on his bath towel. Gotta go.
Just a little relationship humor from your funny keynote speaker Kelly Swanson